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bill: hey man, don’t worry. a few years from now, i’m sure you’ll get married too.

mike: maybe it’ll be a nice girl who’s nuts about architecture.

stan: or maybe a guy that runs a plant nursery down in bangor.

richie: maybe it’ll be eddie

ben:

richie: maybe i die. skydiving explosion. pbbbt. and then you go and marry eddie. and it makes me sad, but if he’s gonna be with somebody, i’d like it to be you.

ben: strange, but sweet

richie: only i didn’t really die. i was faking it. and i come back. i spy on you from my red corvette. and i’m planning to kick your ass, but i see how happy you make him, and i have to walk away. i have to. and i do. slowly. in a rainstorm

stan: this isn’t really in the spirit of what we’re trying to do–

richie: but as time goes by it eats away at me. you’re out living it up with my husband. and i’m alone. in a cave. training.

mike: anyone else wanna chime in?

richie: i thought you were my friend. i thought you were my friend!

stan: okay, that’s enough